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Posts archive for: July, 2008
  • TWO PRIEST ON VACATION

    Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
    decided that they would make this a real vacation by
    not wearing anything that would identify them as
    clergy.

    As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store
    and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts,
    sandals, sunglasses, and etc.

    The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in
    their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach
    chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
    scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in beach
    outfit came walking straight towards them. They
    couldn't help but stare and when she passed them,
    she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father" - "Good
    morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of
    them individually, then passed on by.

    They were both stunned. How in the world did she
    recognize them as priests?

    The next day they went back to the store, bought
    even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you
    could hear them before you even saw them-and again
    settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
    sunshine, etc.

    After a while, the same gorgeous blonde,
    came walking toward them again.
    (They were glad they had sunglasses, because
    their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.)

    Again, she approached them and greeted them
    individually: "Good morning, Father," "Good morning
    Father," and started to walk away.

    One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. "Just
    a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud
    of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU
    know?"

    "Oh, Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister
    Angela!" a member of the choir.

    End of Story///:wave:

  • GOD WANTS YOU TO KNOW THIS

    Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year.

    No matter how much your enemies try this year, " they will
    not" succeed.

    You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.

    For the remaining months of this year (2008), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance.

    Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you.

    He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.

    I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"..

    God smiled and answered...

    Request granted.:wave:

  • THE WORLD LONGS FOR HIS PEACE

    There are millions of men, women, and children around the world craving and starving for this glorious peace that you and I know on a daily basis.
    This peace that passeth all understanding—this peace that you and I have known since our salvation—this is what humanity is crying for. And the joy that you and I know daily is what the world is crying for continually.
    Think about the billions of dollars humanity spends looking for joy and peace, yet this joy and peace comes only through Jesus Christ.
    And somebody’s got to tell them that he is risen and he is alive. That somebody is you and me. Are we ready for this? Are we doing just that?
    For the Lord has called you and me to tell the glorious Gospel, the good news of salvation to the nations, and truly our time is running out.
    :wave:

  • **JESUS LOVE’S YOU**

    I often ask myself, Where would I be today had I not met Jesus in my life? Frankly, I don’t even want to think about it, for my life would be empty now and meaningless. Do you ask yourself the same question?
    I’ve always said to my self, “It would have been better to never have been born than to not have met Jesus.” Do you say the same

    He has given my life glorious meaning and fulfilment and satisfied me beyond any measure? Do you feel the same?

    Truly the richest man without Jesus is poor, and the poorest man with Jesus is rich.

    The songwriter said it beautifully when he wrote:
    You are my everything, You are my all; You are my everything both great and small. You gave your life for me and made everything new. Jesus, you are my everything, and I love you.

    What better words do we have to describe him enough?
    And I’m sure there have been moments when you, too, have wondered, where would you be without Jesus?

    He has done so much for you and so much for me. Truly, great is the Lord and greatly to be praised. Amen

    Now this same precious Jesus, who has touched your life and given rest to our souls, is calling you and me to serve Him and to obey Him. Have you heard his call.
    :wave:

  • THE GRACE OF GOD

    Concentrate on this sentence:

    When God takes something from your grasp,

    He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.

    Concentrate on this sentence.....'
    The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

    Something good will happen to you today.
    :wave:

  • GOD'S HEART HURTS»

    God judged…Noah’s day. He judged the inhabitants of the world at that time, because the heart was evil. And God was sad that He had created man. You see, it makes God’s heart hurt when He sees sin. He’s a holy God. He cannot tolerate sin. He could not tolerate it in Noah’s day, and cannot tolerate it in our day. But you see, God is a God of love. He loves you. He’s willing to forgive. He was willing to forgive in Noah’s day. A hundred and twenty years they had a chance to say, "God, we’ve sinned against you. We’re sorry." But they didn’t. Judgement day is coming. Are you reading to stand before God?

    As Franklin Graham says, you can be ready to stand before a Holy God if you come to him through faith in Jesus Christ.
    :wave:

  • KNOWING YOUR PURPOSE

    Knowing your purpose gives meaning to your life.When your life has a steadfast purpose you can bear almost anything. Without it, nothing is bearable. Isaiah complained, "I have laboured to no purpose; I have spent my strength in vain and for nothing" (Isaiah 49:4 NIV). Job lamented, "I give up; I am tired of living. Leave me alone. My life makes no sense" (Job 7:16 GNT). A doctor found out that he could predict which of his cancer patients were most likely to survive by asking, "Do you want to live to be 100?" Those with a deep sense of purpose who answered "yes", were the ones who would live.

    Having a steadfast purpose simplifies life. It defines what you do and what you don't do. It becomes the standard you use to evaluate which activities are essential and which aren't. Without purpose you've no real foundation on which to base your decisions, allocate your time and use your resources. You tend to make choices based on circumstances, pressures, and your mood at that moment. When you don't know your purpose you try to do too much, and that causes stress and conflict. It's impossible to do everything people want you to do; you have just enough time to do God's will. If you can't get it all done, you're trying to do more than God intended.

    A steadfast purpose makes your lifestyle simpler and your schedule saner. And it leads to peace of mind: "You will keep in perfect peace him whose mind is steadfast" (Isaiah 26:3 NIV).

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