Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
decided that they would make this a real vacation by
not wearing anything that would identify them as
clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, and etc.
The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in
their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach
chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in beach
outfit came walking straight towards them. They
couldn't help but stare and when she passed them,
she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father" - "Good
morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of
them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she
recognize them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store, bought
even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you
could hear them before you even saw them-and again
settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
sunshine, etc.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde,
came walking toward them again.
(They were glad they had sunglasses, because
their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.)
Again, she approached them and greeted them
individually: "Good morning, Father," "Good morning
Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. "Just
a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud
of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU
know?"
"Oh, Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister
Angela!" a member of the choir.
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